My favourite quotes include:
I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie.
I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?).
And, my all-time personal favourite:
And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.I really, really, almost hope that this was written by someone who was eleven or younger, because somehow that would make it better... I think. Maybe not.