The princess is ten, her pretty-much-betrothed is fifteen and has been kidnapped for the sake of Politics - and doesn't like her anyway because she's loud. The Evil Villian wears a trench coat and is insanely pretty. And there're dragons the size of Clydesdales, evil plots to take over the kingdom, adventure, possibly unicorns, and cheese might figure predominately.
Oh, and the prince might actually be gay. I'm not sure. And neither is he.
I need names.
Evil Trenchcoat Villian is named Phoric III.
That's as far as it's gotten, but considering that Jon and I came up with this yesterday, it's not surprising.
Also, checked out babynames.com. 'Humvee' is actually on the list. I nearly died.